I may have purchased a dating simulator that attains sentience and went crazy?

iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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inverseme:

Brb summoning ssb4…

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

obligatory xillia 2 otp post → alvin/jude (tox edition)
↪ “oh jude! hold me tight and let’s tether all night long!”

kodoris:

when is her day off

memetriarchy:

JRPGs are the last true art form

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

[friends don't invite you to something]
cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then


yuki-menoko:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN

nintooner:

holo—ghost:

( ^∇^) Mega Gallade!